johnlumic

Hello to all! My name is Ivan.
I work in a teahouse. I love photography, music and capybaras. I don't care what the postcard will be, please write your favorite anecdote on it. I'm not kidding, seriously, write your favorite joke. I really want to collect jokes from around the world. I think this is more interesting than material postcards and stamps.

Here are some jokes from me:

"What is the name of the Mexican whose car was stolen? Carloss."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says:
“I’ll have half a liter of beer, please.
The second says:
≈ And me - a quarter of a liter.
Third:
≈ And me - one eighth.
Fourth:
≈ And me one sixteenth.
Bartender:
≈ Hey, hey, hey, stop! Here's one liter for all, and fuck off "

"The Gestapo blocked all exits from the building." Idiots, "thought Stirlitz and went out through the entrance."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The bartender says:
- As usual for you?
- Yes ! - mathematicians answered at once.
The bartender is deaf. "