justaUnicorn

I live in Wichita, KS. The middle of the middle of the USA. Fun right? Not so much - there are no mountains, no oceans...and the whole transportation method is grid based. Simple and boring.

I like to think outside the box. Make people keep guessing!

I like obscure things..weird things...weird people, atmospheres..I like horror, gore.. but also softer things..unicorns (LOVE them) and Pinups, Dachshunds, cemeteries, funerals, rude, naughty, crazy...

Send me cool postcards. Out there postcards if you have them.

Write your favorite quote on them. Wish me a happy birthday. It will eventually be my day of birth.
Tell me your hairstyle.
Your style of fashion.
Or tell me your favorite alcoholic drink.
Tell me a secret. Something you hate about yourself.
Something you love about yourself.
Tell me a life lesson.
Tell me your favorite memory growing up.
Your favorite thing to do.
The things you hate to do.

^^These are things I plan to do when I send out my postcards.

I really don't like Christmas. So, if you have any other postcard besides that - I would like that. If you send a Xmas card, I guarantee it wont be a favorite.

I find landscapes are a little boring. Unless they are cool/creepy monuments. Like the marie laveau tomb. Or London catacombs or creepy asylums. If it were up to me..it would be halloween everyday.

When Im in a cheerful mood I go for Unicorns and Weenie dogs. I like jokes..dirty..clean..blonde..."out there" - doesnt matter. I am not rated G or PG or PG13.
I have no restriction.

I do hair for a living, I draw peoples blood as a phlebotomist on the side. I am a Mortician. I embalm people and get paid to do it. I cremate people. I make people laugh. I tell bad jokes. I also stapled my cardigan to a stack of paper at work today. NOT on purpose...

I have to find amusement where I can.

Looking forward to seeing what you got to send me!!!
I like stickers and washii tape too! Mementos...anything really!!