This may seem odd to you, but I am a cat. I am a fat fluffy lovable 15 year old (Born November 29th 2003)pure breed Colour point Persian cat. But I am no ordinary cat, for I like to send and receive mail all over the world. I especially like cat postcards so I can see that I am still the hottest COOLEST looking dude cat around!! But any card that you can tell me why a cat would like it is fine.
I don't have many hobbies. I don't chase birds, TOO SCARY!!! I don't go outside much, TOO SCARY !!! and I have my mum wound around my paw so she does anything I want. Humans are so easy to control.
Recently my humans acquired a DOG. The DOG is HUGE and SCARY and wants to EAT me. I don't like the DOG.... I'm gonna "get" the DOG one day.... when I'm feeling tough. ... and the DOG has been fed. Yes-sir-ree... look out DOG, I am GORDON THE GREAT.
Alas.....in recent times....ANOTHER dog has joined our family. A SKINNY dog!! Life is cruel.
Any advice you can give me to "rid" my home of dogs is much appreciated.
Thanks for reading my profile. May you always have milk in your bowl.
Meow, Love Gordon (The GREAT) xx
Join me on my facebook page where I terrorise FATDOGS....and sometimes people.
PS: Check out all the cool cat cards I have received.......NONE are as handsome as me of course. Purrrrr