Esoteric_Ezerkins

It's a pleasure to meet you!
My name is Ezra: all bad tattoos, dreadlocks, and thrift store fashion.
I’m (almost) always barefoot.
I have 2 shelter dogs: a Rottweiler named Emma (she’s a Seizure-Alert dog who has saved my life twice now! Thanks Ems!) and Scooter, a special-needs dachshund who lost his back legs in an accident (he uses a Doggy Limb Cart & zooms everywhere! He's a trooper!)
Animals are my passion - I love ALL kinds!
I play guitar in a band with my friends. They never let me have the mic. (Probably for the best!)
(No, we’re NOT famous, but we have fun!)
I work at a little hole-in-the-wall bar and I love it: I meet a LOT of interesting characters all with their own unique stories.
I’m a cardboard tube dueling champion.
I like to walk through rainstorms & listen to the rain on the windows at night.
I spend most of my free-time at the animal shelter downtown.
My family gets frustrated because I keep taking in strays...but I can't seem to stop!
Sometimes I wander until I get lost.
I enjoy striking up random conversations with strangers about nothing of any particular importance.
I've been described as too optimistic for my own good.
...Also a little naive!
I'm a romantic & really do believe in love.
I've been married 3 years to a nerdy philosophy professor! He's my best friend, we smile every day & that, my friends, is my definition of the good life.
My sister is a tattoo artist and she tries all her new designs on me. Every tat is one of her works of art!
I’ve got all sorts of strange tats: from an octopus playing volleyball to zombie dandelions to to a row of rainbow penguins. Seriously!
On that note, I love rainbows!
I'm into video games. All kinds. I like to make up songs about them (especially when I'm winning.)
I'm a huge comic book fanboy and a big ol' anime nerd.
Sometimes I'll ride the bus to random places just for fun.
I like to look for the beautiful things in everyone.
3 fictional places I'd like to visit 1. Hogwarts 2. Burmecia 3. Coruscant
...And if I ever make it to those places, I'll send you a postcard! :-)
Terrible knock-knock jokes ROCK! Do you know one?
I can't draw to save my life.
I'm pretty zany...to say the least.

I'm hard to insult, slow to anger and it’s the simplest thing in the world to make me smile or laugh.

No card preferences, just a story: Every time I get a postcard I do what I like to call "the Postcard Dance". It is a really dorky dance that is probably pretty embarrassing to watch. I dance in front of the mailbox in full view of the neighbors & yes, I bet they think I'm nuts. The point is this: All your postcards make me happy, all your postcards make me dance. Just pick a card that reminds you of me or represents you and your passions – no special requirements whatsoever & especially no limitations!

Thanks for taking the time to make me dance!