I'm a ten years old cat from Germany and my owner says that I shouldn't leave the flat
(although I try to sneak off nearly every day).
And because I want to see more of the world than I'm able to see from the balcony but otherwise I don't want to wear a harness or a leash (am I a dog???) so I made the deal with my owner that she'll write my postcards so that I could get views from all over the world in exchange.
So please broaden my horizon.